Saturday, August 2, 2014

Blog Update 1408022201: Coming soon: A Better Post

My previous posts were depressing me, and had nothing to do with the games themselves, so a better, ARPGL related post is coming soon.

To tide you all over: Here is a link to one of the upcoming games that kept me in bed for DAYS:

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WARNING: HIGH LOLICON CONTENT
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Bernd and the mystery of Unteralterbach




(Minor) Spoiler Protip
Having sex with any adult will ruin all following chances of having sex with the girls.

The game is fully translated. to change the language to English, click the flag on the right side in the main menu.

The game will ask you are sure if you want to have sex with a child before you have sex with your first. All sex is consensual on the part of the female NPCs, with two exceptions.

1) A choice path at the beginning of the game will lead you to a noncon option, followed by a game over. it will ask you separately from the other confirmation if you want to rape her, and the game does not suffer at all if you chose not to.

2) (spoiler) The main enemy gets turned into a loli at the end, and you have the option of letting people do whatever they want with her. Since she doesn't want sex at all, it is noncon.

The art is delicious, and there is a cg set available online, but I highly recommend you play the game, as it is absolutely hilarious, and the story adds to the fapfactor, IMHO.

A note re: the name. Unteralterbach translates into small underage. The name of the game file is bundestrojaner, the name of a famous trojan that was added to real underage porn, to track people who downloaded it. This is not real underage porn, it is all drawn. Three different antivirus programs found nothing wrong with this game, and my trace program found that it did not try to access the internet at all. The reason the game file was named after this trojan was a joke, because in the game you work for the B.K.A. (the German version of the F.B.I.), in the child protection division, which is rumored to have released the real-life bundestrojaner. The game itself is safe to play, provided it is legal in your area.

Always keep in mind that even though it has no relation to real children, lolicon is illegal in some countries/areas, and is socially acceptable in very few places. Download at your own legal risk.

FANTASY =/= REALITY
DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH
REAL CHILDREN